Hari Raya Holiday!
I'M WASTED!!!!
Well... thats wat me and my friends were saying to each other when we woke up on the sunday morning after Hari Raya Adilfitri holidays!
Imagine our surprise looks and the silly remarks we made to each other....
' Man... u look like you just got laid by something big!'
' WTF! You bonked too much last is it??'
' You drank alot is it? Y the fucked up appearance!?'
You see ah, when you go out and drink with all your buddies(no cha bo), you tend to get the wierdest ideas coming out of your fucking brain.
'Hey, lets go Zouk and drink till we drop!'
'No... Go to MOS!'
'Dun want lah! Go St. James!'
So we got stuck at a kopi tiam in Jurong East for the next 1.5 hrs debating on where to go! In the end, Robin suddenly came up with an idea which I would later regret.
'Lets go to a lah sap pub/disco! Since all of us nv go before, lets go look see look see wats the hype is all about.'
So decision made and our convey of 4 vehicals went down to one of the disco/pub in Geylang. My my my... the moment we parked our cars and entered one of the 1st pub, we left the place less then 3mins cos all of those bitches in there are old enough to be our aunties! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! So we went pub/disco hunting till we found one called BS. That place is like towards the end of Geylang. Watever, so we just went in and its not too bad though. So we were served by the girls and the drinks were still ok for the cost(since I dun need to pump much Vit M). Robin and Victor both ordered 2 bottles of martel VSOP and then 1 bottle of Corden Blue later. So we got started and man...! We were being 'serviced' like nobodies business and we were having a great time 'servicing' them back.
So we drank from 2230hrs till like wat....0215hrs and all of us were like pissed drunk. Lucky we had booked rooms at the nearby Hotel 81 so that we can spend our nite. Lucky got a one fren investment make lotz of money so he planja the whole group on the 'extra' expenses. hahahaha! lucky hotel room cheap so ok. Man! Imagine the ruckus we made on our level cos about 10 - 12 guys all staying on the same level.
Sunday morning wake up... at first thought I was at home but when i look properly, the decor was really wrong and the layout dun fit my room. So I was like trying to make sense of things when I felt an arm move over to my side and hug me. Shocked out of my senses, i look around the bed stand and behold.... CDs were lying around... Oops! Wat did i do?? So I turned slowly to the side and see who's there. Well, at least she looks alrite...
Oh well... wat has happened... has happened!
Well... thats wat me and my friends were saying to each other when we woke up on the sunday morning after Hari Raya Adilfitri holidays!
Imagine our surprise looks and the silly remarks we made to each other....
' Man... u look like you just got laid by something big!'
' WTF! You bonked too much last is it??'
' You drank alot is it? Y the fucked up appearance!?'
You see ah, when you go out and drink with all your buddies(no cha bo), you tend to get the wierdest ideas coming out of your fucking brain.
'Hey, lets go Zouk and drink till we drop!'
'No... Go to MOS!'
'Dun want lah! Go St. James!'
So we got stuck at a kopi tiam in Jurong East for the next 1.5 hrs debating on where to go! In the end, Robin suddenly came up with an idea which I would later regret.
'Lets go to a lah sap pub/disco! Since all of us nv go before, lets go look see look see wats the hype is all about.'
So decision made and our convey of 4 vehicals went down to one of the disco/pub in Geylang. My my my... the moment we parked our cars and entered one of the 1st pub, we left the place less then 3mins cos all of those bitches in there are old enough to be our aunties! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! So we went pub/disco hunting till we found one called BS. That place is like towards the end of Geylang. Watever, so we just went in and its not too bad though. So we were served by the girls and the drinks were still ok for the cost(since I dun need to pump much Vit M). Robin and Victor both ordered 2 bottles of martel VSOP and then 1 bottle of Corden Blue later. So we got started and man...! We were being 'serviced' like nobodies business and we were having a great time 'servicing' them back.
So we drank from 2230hrs till like wat....0215hrs and all of us were like pissed drunk. Lucky we had booked rooms at the nearby Hotel 81 so that we can spend our nite. Lucky got a one fren investment make lotz of money so he planja the whole group on the 'extra' expenses. hahahaha! lucky hotel room cheap so ok. Man! Imagine the ruckus we made on our level cos about 10 - 12 guys all staying on the same level.
Sunday morning wake up... at first thought I was at home but when i look properly, the decor was really wrong and the layout dun fit my room. So I was like trying to make sense of things when I felt an arm move over to my side and hug me. Shocked out of my senses, i look around the bed stand and behold.... CDs were lying around... Oops! Wat did i do?? So I turned slowly to the side and see who's there. Well, at least she looks alrite...
Oh well... wat has happened... has happened!
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